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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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