| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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