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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?""A mongoose.""What for?""Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and Im scared to death of snakes. Thats why I got this mongoose, for protection." "But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes." "Thats okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."
 
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