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| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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