| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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