| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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