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| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more
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