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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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