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| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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