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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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