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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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