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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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