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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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