Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:66
 
Joke:A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying outthe casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh,... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  2 stars
"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.... more


Jokes

Advertisement