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| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and... more
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| A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more
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| Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.... more
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| A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more
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| Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little can... more
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| A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said.... more
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| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother in... more
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