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| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use the... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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