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| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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