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| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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