| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where is the monsters temple? On the side of his head.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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