| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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