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| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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