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| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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