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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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