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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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