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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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