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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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