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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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