| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
|
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
|
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
|
