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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?""No, maam," explained the officer, "its your foot."
 
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