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| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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