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| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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