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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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