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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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