Viewing Joke:

Category:Women jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:42
 
Joke:A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why dont you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " Whats wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadnt started eating yet."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Women Jokes:

1.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... more

2.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more

4.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more

5.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more

6.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more

7.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more

8.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband... more

9.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more

10.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more


Jokes

Advertisement